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Mom, Extra Foam. Zero Plans., printed card front

The printed front. Your own words go inside.

Written in pen. Mailed for you.

Mom, Extra Foam. Zero Plans.

$6.99per card

Handwriting, envelope & US postage included

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In the mail in 1–2 business days.
Then 2–5 business days with USPS.

About this card

Her birthday schedule can wait until after coffee. “Mom, Extra Foam. Zero Plans.” is a funny birthday card for a coffee-loving mom who deserves an easy morning. Add a favorite cafe recommendation, an invitation to brunch, or a promise to bring the coffee.

A folded card with a matching envelope.
108 × 140 mm (about 4¼ × 5½ inches).

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Is the message really written with a pen?

Yes. Our writing machines hold a ballpoint pen and write your words in real ink. Choose a handwriting style and preview your message before you order.

When will my card arrive?

We usually mail your card in 1–2 business days. Allow another 2–5 business days for USPS delivery. Arrival dates are estimates, so leave extra time for an important occasion.

How do prepaid credits work?

One credit covers one standard card, your handwritten message, an addressed envelope, and US postage. Anyone can buy credits in a free account. Use them across different designs and future orders, for one card or a whole list. Credits never expire, and there is no subscription.

Can I send this card to a whole list?

Yes. Add your contacts to your account, choose this design, and personalize each message. You can send the cards together or schedule them for later.

Can you mail the card to me instead?

Yes. Enter your own address if you would like to give it to them in person. Otherwise, we’ll mail it directly to your recipient.

Can I cancel my card or get a refund?

You can cancel before writing begins. Every handwritten card order has a 30-day satisfaction guarantee: ask for a full refund for any reason within 30 days of delivery. No physical return is required. Read our returns and refunds policy.

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