Funny Birthday Cards(158)
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Birthday Rule: No Sharing the Fries
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Happy Birthday to My Favorite Bad Influence
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More Cake Than Candles, Please
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Born Ready. Currently Recharging.
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Yes, This Counts as a Party
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Big Birthday Plans. Mostly Horizontal.
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Still a Catch. Slightly More Selective.
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You Had Me at Second Breakfast
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Party Animal. Indoor Variety.
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Aging Like a Cheese With Opinions
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Another Year of Being Hard to Shop For
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You Deserve a Nap With Cake Afterward
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No One Said You Had to Act Your Age
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Go Wild. Be Home by Nine.
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Too Old for This? Define This.
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Certified Fresh. Questionable Expiration Date.
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I Brought the Party. It Fits in This Bag.
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Older. Still Not Taking Directions.
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Your Cat Asked Me to Send This
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The Dog Told Me It Was Your Birthday
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Extending Your Birthday. You're Welcome.
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This Birthday Wish Took the Scenic Route
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Cousin. Friend. Co-Conspirator.
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Birthday, With a Side of Excellent
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A Little Less Screen Time, a Lot More Birthday
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Your Birthday Deserves a Better Subject Line
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No Action Items. Just Birthday Wishes.
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The Birthday Brief: Enjoy Yourself
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This Meeting Could Have Been a Birthday Party
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Today's Most Important Deadline: Cake
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Age: None of Their Business
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Thirty-Five, Still Making It Up
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Two and Taking Over
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Have a Ridiculously Nice Birthday
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Birthday Plans: Follow the Snacks
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Birthday Energy: Selective
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Aged to Perfection. Still Unsupervised.
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Long Story Short, Happy Birthday
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You Had Me at Cake
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